Selfies on Sunday
It’s between not realizing what you’re worth or expecting way more than you’re worth. Either way you’re left wondering “why me?” or “what’s wrong with me?” or “what am I doing so wrong?” You devote so much of your time and love to a certain person and each day it gets easier for them to shove it back in your face and each day you fall further into this pit of insanity but you still can’t seem to pull yourself away from the situation because you think to yourself you have to try harder and harder to prove how much someone means to you and there’s this little tiny piece of hope dangling in the distance that just maybe one day you’ll wake up and the efforts put forth will be mutual.. But until then you’ll just sit there, willingly subjecting yourself to the never ending spiral into irreversible insanity.
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this
Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
My anaconda don’t want none unless..